Tips to a happy marriage

Marital tip # 1 - want to make your husband appreciate the things you do for him and don't do for him? Next time you are hanging up his button up work shirts, and you do up the top button so they don't slide off the hanger on to the floor, and he bitches about it the next morning when putting them on cause he overslept and is in a rush. After he leaves for work, go thru his closet buttoning up every M'f'n button on his shirts, including the cuffs. I guarantee he will THEN appreciate not only what you DO do, but what you DON'T do!