More Tips to a Happy Marriage

MARITAL TIP #2 - Remember to always treat your spouse like a partner, not your live-in maid. When using q-tips to clean your ears, dispose of your OWN nastyass used q-tips, don't leave them lying around everywhere. If you fail to do this, and your spouse repeatedly asks you to please stop doing that and to clean them up, HEED THE WARNING. Failure to do so could result in you opening your briefcase at the office and a month's worth of nastyass stockpiled used qtips falling out on your desk ***I can't claim this lil gem for my own sadly, one of my friends did this to her husband***