More Tips to a Happy Marriage

MARITAL TIP #2 - Remember to always treat your spouse like a partner, not your live-in maid. When using q-tips to clean your ears, dispose of your OWN nastyass used q-tips, don't leave them lying around everywhere. If you fail to do this, and your spouse repeatedly asks you to please stop doing that and to clean them up, HEED THE WARNING. Failure to do so could result in you opening your briefcase at the office and a month's worth of nastyass stockpiled used qtips falling out on your desk ***I can't claim this lil gem for my own sadly, one of my friends did this to her husband***

Tips to a happy marriage

Marital tip # 1 - want to make your husband appreciate the things you do for him and don't do for him? Next time you are hanging up his button up work shirts, and you do up the top button so they don't slide off the hanger on to the floor, and he bitches about it the next morning when putting them on cause he overslept and is in a rush. After he leaves for work, go thru his closet buttoning up every M'f'n button on his shirts, including the cuffs. I guarantee he will THEN appreciate not only what you DO do, but what you DON'T do!