So yesterday I get out of the shower and am in my room getting dressed. I hear my daughter, who is in her room, shift in her chair and thinking she might be about to come into my room I say to her -
Me - "Don't come in here! I'm topless"
Her - "Gross Mom!"
Me - " If you think hearing about it is gross imagie if you walked in! Don't forget kiddo, you were breastfed for awhile!"
Her - "That's why I gummed ya (she bit me so hard as a newborn even the nurse cringed)! That was my way of telling ya to keep them things outta my mouth!"
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So hubby and I stopped at the Walmart garden center yesterday afternoon on our way home cause he was looking for vegetable seeds. He just built a pergola on our backdeck so he wanted to take a look for another grape plant to grow up over it.
Me - (seeing something to the side as we were leaving) "Hey, is this them?"
Me - "Oh wait, never mind. It's them other viney creeping thingies starts with a C "(the word clematis not coming to me).
Him - "Yeah! It's Chlamydia"
I'm pretty sure that while I was rolling on the ground laughing the garden center guy peed himself a little!
